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Poster 现世活宝 1990

现世活宝 1990

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　　故事发生在华北某山区。遭裁员的笨山（赵本山 饰）巧遇郁郁寡欢的木犊（石国庆 饰），二人在县城贴出广告：山木多功能有限公司承揽婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。一时间顾客盈门，可他俩根本不懂广告中所吹项目，被按摩的客人叫声像杀猪，割双眼皮基本靠画，来占卜的人更是被晕得五迷三道。开张第二天，就有人吊着胳膊找他俩算帐，二人落荒而逃。二人逃到乡下，承揽了某乡长为孙子搞的百日庆典，笨山还捎带着接下为张大妈（陈立中 饰）和王二婶（黄素颖 饰）两家结阴亲的活儿。冒充厨师的木犊正为一道广东莱猴脑着急上火，笨山赶忙弄一盘猪脑端上去充数。由于找不到王二婶儿子的坟地，笨山弄一副狗骨头冒充其儿子的遗骨......



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